The Star-Nosed Mole

How cute! Wait, what's that on its face?

Oh, nothing. Just an ungodly protrusion of innards and outards and slime.

The Aye Aye

Don't you want to pet it?

You should have drowned it when it was weak. The grown aye aye feeds on your dreams.

The Lumpfish

These look like they should be in an anime movie.

This looks like it could level Tokyo.

The Coconut Crab

It's so tiny!

Enjoy sleeping tonight.

The Hatchetfish

Hey there, cutie fish-pie!

I can hear the souls of dead men scream.

The Spectacled Bear

Nothing says "cuddle me!" like a baby bear.

To be fair, this bear lost all its fur due to a mysterious illness. But still! Who knew that bears were one close shave away from looking like hell-hounds?

The Frilled Shark

I mean, it's not awful...

If Shark Week doesn't scare you, how about Shark-Eel-Demon-Hybrid Week?